Frak - Stoopid lyrics

[Intro - Latarian Milton] I wanna do it cuz its fun, its fun to do bad things But did you know that you could perhaps k** somebody? Yes but I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friends [Verse 1] From your local campus its Frak reporting As captain morgan attacks your organs like jack Kevorkian Jack the ripper cracks your liver with these black endorphins Apples and oranges on Monday when your back in your courses Nauseous headache enormous as Eric cartman and action Bronson Pa**ed out like Magic Johnson, or a cat on the lap of Sarah McLaughlin's Back of the cla** and I swear I'm focused What she's teaching's leaks like my cerebellums coded by Edward Snowden Like what's she talking bout, I'm Gary Coleman See I go dumb, I go ham that's eee-I-oh like G.I Joe fee fi fo fum Three by four, take shots of rum, beat rides slow like taiko drums Peekaboo, light yo blunt, 350 is not so dumb, but see 50, I'm gone run Run run pa** the baton, feel it till I hit it and I quit it till its done, k** it till my petal to the limit begun, spending all the credit that my privilege won an*lytical, critical, cynical tongues Become pitiful, ignorant,dizzy and dumb Think u an invincible till your condition is clinical and the room is spinnin around We change personas, in the santa monica olive garden, we taking shots and we sakibombing, like mardigraw cuz we mazletovin, she show her privates like dolly parton, so I ate her out like the donner party, I came too short I'm bonnapartin, came too fast, im Ramadan, call the cops she pop lock n drop it, she slob my knob like I'm paul mcartney, we blacking out like we Donnie darko, we had a moment then got a taco, from Harvard law to this managetwa of smart kids pa**ed out on the promenade, its dark in this stall, and I'm not a vomiter, check the thermometer, follow the fall [Hook w/ Gucci Mane] I got a DUI, on the way to this PHD When your GPA approach your BAC I'm tryna find myself, but I got this fake ID You wanna k** that sh**? Shiiit R.I.P [Verse 2] Between night and day all campuses transforming The graphs and the blackboards are attacked by a sandstorm Reality fast forward to Panicking dance floors Contradictions got me tripping, morality's crash course Skypin with mama, I ain't in college for nothin I'm chasin vodka with coke now I'm chasin knowledge with numbness From learning content and substance, to burn and swallowing substance Lost Cla**y in ratchet between smartness and dumbness From leaving cla**es to peer pressure Reading cla**es to beer goggles Feel the burnnetts in your circuits these insecurities we swallow Liquid courage we muster up From cla**rooms to this clusterf** Of edm and stds in and seedy men who huff and puff Like f** is up, bu*tercup From bu*tons ups to double cups From love and hugs to f** a s*ut Frat life bro, fill up a cup Vocabulary to emoticons From Socrates to rich homie quan You got notebooks that your focused on till I'm floating on like I'm obiwan Preach environmentalism but there's solo cups on the lawn Preach feminism but you know your treating her wrong Preach healthy living but smoke it up in that bong And I poe it up like yolo but, I know one day I'll be gone From that bro tank is so dank, to a polo tucked in my jawns From premed to post yak, with throwup all in the yard I know its loca this locomotive from sohcatoa to c**a cola remote controlling this overdosin' like I hope im sober I know its over [Hook] Abundances of substances thinking we can control time Adderall to speed up, marijuana to slow down Alcohol to catch the fall in this bottomless pit My systems in this system feel my Esophagus split [Part 2] Woke up with a strangers hand on my chest I missed brunch lets go to panda express Turn towards my phone and I look in my drunk texts Did I really tell her that or was it just autocorrect or am i Should I Spark this j should I spark note summary Should I get a little buzzed or go on buzzfeed and upworthy Should I start this work, wash my shirts or take an advil nap I got this time and privilege right on my lap Wake up in the morning and you know I'm getting weeded Till my Focusing deleted and my dopamine depleted Majors and minors hung themselves from off my thesis Memory cells disintegrate into a million pieces The Barcardi drips the party stops the snapchat stories end The instability of impulses that land on instagram The sun eclipsed the moon and now I'm doomed to this exam When this character is stripped I must examine who I am