Goin' home late last night Suddenly I got a fright Yeah I looked through a window and surprised what I saw A fairy with boots out dancing with a dwarf All right now! Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies Yeah fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes All right now! Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies Yeah fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes All right now! So I went to the doc to see what he could give me He said "Son, son, you've gone too far 'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do" Yeah!