[Verse 1] I look for sparks every night, just after dark They pump the words into the chambers of my heart And I spy with my little eye, the world go by I'm turning other people's problems into mine [Refrain 1] And oh, what if it's all just make believe? I wouldn't have let Adam eat Eve I wouldn't have learned the birds and the bees I wouldn't have let, I wouldn't have let you leave [Chorus] Who invented love? It must've been something of an accident Who invented love? A little more than coincidence I've been looking for an antidote I think I found something of an overdose Oh, who invented love? I'd like to track them down and grab them by the throat [Verse 2] And there they go, Juliet and Romeo They wouldn't bother if they knew the things I know But they'll keep on going, keep on growing grayer hair And fight about what's on TV though neither of them care [Refrain 2] And oh, what if I rewrote history? I wouldn't have let Adam eat Eve I wouldn't have learned the birds and the bees I wouldn't have let, I wouldn't have let you leave, oh [Chorus] Who invented love? It must've been something of an accident Who invented love? A little more than coincidence I've been looking for an antidote I think I found something of an overdose Oh, who invented love? I'd like to track them down and grab them by the [Bridge] Adam and Eve, Tarzan and Jane Homer and Marge all did the same Bonnie and Clyde, Turner and Swann Alabama Worley and her only one [Chorus] Who invented love? It must've been something of an accident Who invented love? A little more than coincidence I've been looking for an antidote I think I found something of an overdose Oh, who invented love? I'd like to track them down and grab them by the throat