[Intro] What up doe? It's your boy Murs. And on behalf of Josh Blaylock, Jose Garcia and my homie Foundation...we'd like to welcome you...to Yumiko: Curse Of The Merch Girl. Huh. Welcome [Verse One] In the beginning, the pages are void The story here begins with a girl and a boy Everything was bliss every moment was in joy Never once thinkin' that it'd all be destroyed But this boy had a band and this band had a buzz They played a lot of local spots and rocked at every club The girls around town thought that Dom was a scrub But she saw Dom for the star that he was Supported everything Dom did to the fullest Stay when she shouldn't even put up with his bullsh** That's because she knew that he was brilliant And even if he never made a million He'd still be the father of her children Nothing could come between them and the future they were buildin' And pretty soon a record deal was in the works But he told her not to worry she would always come first [Hook] And ain't love just beautiful? Especially when the person's brand new to you Before the bullsh** that they put you through They have you runnin' 'round doin' things you don't usually do And ain't love just grand? The true bond between a woman and a man That brief time right before you understand That this motherf**er's selfish and they don't give a damn And ain't love so special? Till them hard times start to test you Now all they ever do is stress you But started off tryin' real hard to impress you And ain't love the sh**? Especially when you don't know who you f**in' with Soon as they violate your trust you're sick So you throw it all away like "f** this sh**" [Verse Two] The bus pulled up, the biggest they ever seen Their first real tour, something right out a dream Dom brought his girl she was part of the team Besides, where would a king be without his queen? And the crew didn't mind, she was around all the time And separating the two of them would definitely be a crime She cooks and she cleans, does it all for the band But not for the team, she does it all for her man Now they get to see each other like all of the time But for Dom that's a little bit too much quality time He used to hit the studio when she would go to work Now every night they do a show she's there doin' merch Really, he just wants a little space Cause the groupies love his group they throwin' p**y in his face He knows no one can take her place He just wants to have a fun, he just needs a little taste [Hook]