Former Fat Boys - Turn Your Music Down lyrics

'm starting at the top, I'm only goin down I'm Greg Louganis, hopin I don't drown except I'm not gay, I don't have AIDS so I guess I'm not in fact Greg Louganis Hoo, I just f**ed a Danish Not a chick, a donut what you think i'm famous Nah, i still record in my room Still igonred Got officer tamales banging on my door Sayin They sayin Turn your music down Cuz its way too loud So let's just ask the crowd Hell no, we won't turn the music down Cuz we f**ed up in the crowd We sure ain't making mommy proud So when they say turn your music down Scream out we f**ing need it loud They sayin turn it down When we raising the roof not when I'm getting loose not when I'm spinning my tunes I drive my car fast when i pa** girls I like Windows down music loud On a moonlit night Still douche bags always get the girls Cuz girls hate themselves So increase the decibels, Maybe it'll help And then you re-roll the dice Keep playing the game but I need a little more volume To drown out the pain Until my ear drums ring like nick carters phone hello? hi nick! is Paris Hilton home No? leave you alone? well that's not cool I called you long distance from the payphone at school cuz I just wanted you to hear that $ucks** is ALIVE I just wanted to call up and make some noise I'm sorry its 6am but I love the Backstreet Boys Actually Ashlee and Lindsay didn't answer you're my third choice Waiting for her call to give me the lowdown My cell phone rings, It's a hodown, hoes out Whole club back at my house Alpine bangin till the sun comes out Or does it? Cuz they wanna be keeping me down But we just broke up So i'm needing it loud But these cops keep telling me its not allowed Keep turnin it up and they start to surround And she's elsewhere finding herself with another guy But i still got a throng of thonged girls inside So i invite the officer in, the look on his face Like a kid in the candy shop, surveying the place And couple girls later, a bottle of wine turns out I'm fine, committing no crime and now I got the whole force out in the back Saying $ucks** can't it go a little louder than that