Former Fat Boys - Mismosh lyrics

All you celebrities that open your mouths SHUT THE fu*k UP or Get the f** Out We pay you to act sing compete rap dance or f** So stick strictly to that, silently collect your buck Cuz our patience has worn thin We aren't entertained This mismosh of malarkey Can not be sustained It must not go unchecked, It was our families slain show America some respect and I'll show you the same This song is the release of all my frustration To say pishposh a mismosh of misinformation At presence of piles of pop culture layed out and a million celebrity march against what Americas about but bottom-line is that Cali and NY Do not, like they think, represent you and i so I won't think cuz you bought my CD its my right To tell you lies about what to believe in your political life Now I'll start this off, with a fart and a cough So you know I'm still the a** i was, that I ain't gone soft and your probably surprised a bit that I sway to the right But relax for a second let me do my thing with this mic I'm not saying the red's right, I'm not saying the blue's bad But open your eyes and take a look at the map The whole damn things red, blood red, and looking county by county Well its basically a wash, red destroys, except in big cities And there's two reasons for me being here with you today The first is to make statements that you can let fall where they may The other's to say, no to plead, beg, and implore That celebrities shut the f** up about things like the war Is that no one, even me, write these political songs anymore Now myself a red, I feel I must come out firing cuz I hate Blacks, Jews, Women, Firemen, and the environment I hate kids, I hate old people, Mexicans, m**ms I hate apple pie and the beach boys, but Big Oil I love em I love forcing my religion on atheists that hate god I hate k**ing babies and love taxing those that ain't got give to the rich and I say straight f** the poorest I got plans for a great house so burn down the rainforest Cuz that's what these celebrities would have you believe With their million dollar watches, pet causes, oh please We weren't poor, cuz my dad worked an 80 hour week And before studied his a** off to earn three degrees These celebrities earn millions in the time it takes me to pee They've got nothing but free time so they yellin at me you hypocrites with Prada handbags you go plant a tree See the reason they all have these causes they love Ain't cuz they love them they love having causes because It makes them seem less out of our league Makes them feel ok for their greed and they yell at George bush for being a rich son of a b**h At least he didn't marry twice for money, he was already rich High school dropouts and graduates you're famous and hot But you're opinions are worthless, thank god for fox At least they admit their biased when they talk Unlike every other liberal station that pretends its not i'm not here to be the Rush Limbaugh of rap i'm not gonna suggest you all go live in France And the morons who think that this isn't the best f**ing country worldwide, just look at the rest liberals whining bout losing, how you're Canada bound The gra** is always greener you'll all be comin back down Or you won't an you'll wait a year to see a physician Unless your a celebrity up there, so here's the truth listen the reason these yo yos in Hollywood say the worlds great Is wherever they go, they're loved, people fall at their feet I respect the amendments, i believe number one But have sense to censor yourself if you're gonna sound dumb do not speak to me about the war in Iraq unless you've read what I've read Unless you've seen it in black Cuz attacks on the patriot act are just smoke, and news doesn't come from Rolling Stone or the Daily Show cuz the worlds not a bad place because of the US Its a bad place cuz there's folks out there called terrorists They hate for the sake of hating the infidels And we add fuel to their fire by hating ourselves i'm almost a teen, but I ain't up for bein duped by some Hollywood pundits, who've got more than their due and can't handle the truth, Michael Moron I mean you cuz this country f**ing owes you a unanimous fu*k YOU And if youre' wondering for real why we had 9/11 Clinton and the UN, pansies, and didn't uphold resolutions Win without war, sure When you make films without gore cuz in ten years you'll give yourselves Oscars, for actin out this war