Footprints In The Custard - Ureaka! (I've Done It) lyrics

[performed by Footprints in the Custard] Let me regale a tale of woe with such a bitter end Involving a gig and lots of booze it's hard to comprehend I found myself deep in my cups pissed out of my head And with a bladder full to bursting I crawled into my bed Horns of ale and pints of beer I'm filled to the brim An alcoholic tug of war that I don't think I can win Ureaka! I've done it! The amber nectar flows I got so drunk in the middle of Preston I pissed all on my clothes Ureaka! I've done it! Made sense at the time To cast off my blue denim jeans And soak them in urine! Bleary eyed, pounding skull I woke to dire straits Discovering what I'd done last night when I opened the flood gates A pool of shame and wee-wee upon my sisters floor I knelt down and sobbed in the waste that I had poured Koppabergs and Jager shots a veritable co*ktail I didn't know my night would end with such an epic fail NOOOOOO!!! My jeans?! What have I done? I'm going to have to wash them... No...