Fonz-E Mak - Hitchhiker's Guide =) lyrics

[Verse 1: Fonz-E Mak] Look, my homie said he'd pick me up if I could cover his gas Now with the quickness I gotta come up with the cash I ask my momz for the cash if I take out all the trash She'll throw the kid twenty bucks and towards the door I dash Of course I laugh telling the story to my homies We always keep it real, thumbs down if you phony but uh Ima smooth, real cool type of guy And if you tryna find a ride then use this type of guide Rule number one, pay attention understand Cuz if you tryna find a ride make sure you gotta plan Find a ride and a back up Please have a back up Cuz if yo ride goes AWOL then homie that s**s Stale face, dash-underscore-dash See I was schoolin' these lil dudes before cla** That was a random line , yeah I admit But you gotta peep this breakdown cuz Im about to rip it I rhyme whatever line comes to my mind when I be rhymin' My life is like a s** scene with cartoons combinin' And Ima make make it, knock on wood Gimme a red bone with some freckles dawg and I'm all good The rap Flapjack is back with the black Gilligan Your best verse is worse than the smell of Bacterian Aw, you ain't get it dawg? Then gone google Dragonball And can I get a ride, I'm just askin', dawg [Hook: Fonz-E Mak] We hitchhikin', cuz I ain't got no wheel to drive And to be honest with you, I ain't got no will to drive (x2) We hitchhikin' Go an' put ya thumbs up (x2) We hitchhikin' cuz I ain't got no wheel to drive And to be honest with you, I ain't got no will to drive [Verse 2: Fonz-E Mak] Now rule number two is mad easy to do And 'til I get my point across I'm not leaving this booth Call somebody up that likes you who also has a whip And tell em that you wanna hang out for a bit But say wait, I gotta get some from my friend crib You get so tired of waiting they tell you bye and then split Now look you where you wanted to be And lowkey you just got that ride for free Now rule three is the rule that you need to remember Never ever try to walk around Chicago in the winter Rule four is more, simple to do If you listening I'm , talking to you Go ahead and use your feet dawg cuz thats what they were made for If you dont feel like walking lil homie then you can skateboard I know cats who do sick tricks like kickflips or Smooth dudes who get a ride from their mistress or Baby mama and you can too But is a ride really worth all of that drama, Ima Play it cool cuz thats all that I can do Gone put ya thumbs up like you was giving your approval I reside in the place of ya mind Where the dopest of rhymes you will be able to find Thats why I'm , excited So I guess on the way to success , I guess I'm hitchhiking [Hook 2: Fonz-E Mak] We hitchhikin', cuz I ain't got no wheel to drive And to be honest with you, I ain't got no will to drive (x2) We Hitchhikin' Go an' put ya thumbs up (x2) We hitchhikin' cuz I ain't got no wheel to drive And to be honest with you I ain't got no will to drive Yeah, uhn, we hitchhikin', uhn, we hitchhikin' Uhn, uh, Fonz-E Mak case yall didn't know Calez on the boards Ju on the boards yeah MF DOOM on the beat, a lil special herbs, jheah Talmbout, yup, yup And we coastin'