[Intro: Wanlov (and Mεnsa)] Uh, haha (Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes) Yo, M3NSA, ha ha (Kubolor) This beat be crazy man (Oh thanks, thanks, thanks) We dey come up for the world inside you know … I believe that But it be like, they don't really know wanna identity So, (Dem dey sleep) how you go describe yourself? [Verse 1: Mεnsa] Ha! I be the smell the melanin in my aroma The chalewote wearing roamer The waakye in the leaf eater The when-i-see-your-mother greeter The coconut and mango tree climber The socksball in the gutter go and finder The syto schooler The sharp brain, but number one cla** distraction fooler The minerals in the cooler stealer The do-it-with-my-bare-hands orange peeler Musama disco christo church healer [Verse 2: Wanlov the Kubolor] The bottos watcher, the better-go-and-hide-your daughter The better even hide your wife or your younger sister Alasa eater The yoryi breaker Atia tearer Abrɔfo nkatie seed cracker The trotro taker The old apotro car laugher The tadpole goldfish hunter The okpo gbayrra trap setter [Verse 3: Mεnsa] The hand me down afro moses wearer The “my son things are gonna get better” hearer The wall jumper, the chest stamper The wele chewer The non alele wooer The Fanti, Ga and Twi speaker The ba** and tweeter peaker The maid, midwife and madam freaker The lady undressing take-a-peeker The taxi driver jawser The tear the saman dropping hustler The “i go pay you ‘morrow” buyer The polythene bag and broomstick kite flyer The lotto staker The breaker The “now that you and your girl are fighting I will go and chop take her” The no mistaker The Ghana's number one beat maker [Verse 4: Wanlov the Kubolor] Alikoto spinner The s**y nun non-believer The most times devil sometimes Jesus is a winner Born again sinner The highly advanced beginner The “Ok I was just sidetracking” digresser The finalist minimalist cross dresser The shoe wearer The liar, no pants to set on fire The choir girls fingerer The “oh but we are just cousins” s**er The hundred times malaria getter The bring your own condom non wearer The multiple children haver The one love polygamist lover The flat duna hater Akrantiie attacker The police briber The no money for the barber non rasta The president gbaa teaser The sugar mommy pleaser The “f** yankee we no dey hia damn visa” The “wey kind of chow be pizza?” The Frisbee am thrower The banku be much better sayer [Verse 5: Mεnsa] The K.K.Kabobo ca**ette dubber The Naa Forfor Forson breast grabber The Dansoman resider Buzanga Volvo rider The slang pidgen co*kney talker The only time I watch sports is when Ghana's playing soccer watcher The brown-brown primary school uniform sporter International putting Ghana on the map promoter The J.J. Rawlings coup de tat rememberer The milk tins car a**embler The Hearts of Oak supporter The palmwine and akpeteshi “sister ma mi quarter” s**er Kantamanto shopper The show stopper The flow proper Or dont come to my studio recorder The hipc sufferer The weather reporter The fufu pounder in the pestle in the mortar The curve in the straits of Gibraltar The free thinker The non blinger The dreadlock Delilah scissor breaker The one who knows that he who knows not and knows not that he knows not is the victim of the quaker [Verse 6: Wanlov the Kubolor] The barefoot b-ball Globetrotter The “where my money dey?” tacker The “let me just put the tip there” beggar The “I go call you tomorrow” false promiser The Facebook girls-only confirmer Alata Samina bather The shea bu*ter smearer The abonsamposuro and even Mali's father The “I've gone too far”, but now going even further The KTM motorbike wanter The rapper who dey make more beats pa** even your producer The non underwear donner The “It be true? Make I see!” come to the corner The Busta Rhymes, Fela Kuti truster Plantain and groundnut roaster The pure water squeezer The opanyin di opaynyin considerer The Ghana feeling brother The friend of s**y motia bra adjoa and macho rapper The Ambolley created hip hop advocator [Verse 7: Mεnsa] The hater of the skin bleacher The sankofa believer Hieroglyphics and Adinkra symbolist reader The binary figure configuring calculator Potent ejaculator The "you can cheat me now, but wait when i catch you later" Oware player The dami gambler The flatunate to make the earth rumbler The royal family member The always ready for Harmattan in December The ozone layer mender The my life, and hilife, hiplife, and hip hop blender The fontomfrom drum message sender The non pretender The speak my mind with intent to offend offender The lady back bender The crazy track sender The “f** you, where's my money?!” demander The highlander The understander “Only if you keep it clear, black and white like a panda” The family funder The fight gbee beef bringer The cutla** swinger The chokpoti owner And if you make me yam and palava sauce, it better be pona Labadi beach bather Korle lagoon lavender hill palava The chorkor to odorkor trotro boarder Adisco slash Accra academy brother You test me then Kubolor, you go hear "Your mother" [Verse 8: Wanlov the Kubolor] The last African hippy hopper The pro gypsy non-tipsy risky rapper The muderer The haha hahaha the joker The spar player, what at all be poker? The live meat vegetarian non-smoker The day walker The night stalker The Count Dracula Bagamiasi pula Who could be cooler? The chop bar hot chow chopper The early morning waga breath mouth non-chewer The non h*mos**ual but I back freedom of choice fighter The super chompia The nose picker The phlegm eater The a** scratcher The hand smeller The wall wiper The p**no watcher The perming cutter The posing shunner Promoter slapper [Outro: Wanlov the Kubolor(and Mεnsa)] (ei! ei! ei! e choose e choose chale relax hahahhaa) (The non payola payers) The soothsayers The most unique motherf**ers No dey believe? Come claim your mommi ein supporters Swine (Kwasias3m) I hope dey have learned a lesson from this If dey listen 'clearfully' to these lyrics one day They will know that opaynyin di opaynyin Pure water cannot come and overtake the rubber that was already holding the first water We are here forever (and ever) (We are clever)