I'm a total wreck when you don't call fancy me a brand new Newton sitting under an anvil tree waiting for an anvil to fall they call me Mr. It's A Big Deal I don't ever go to movies so when I go to movies it's a pretty big f**ing deal flop like a fish on a dock conk me with a frying pan to make me stop clothes in a dryer leaves in the breeze one day a dump trunk will dump two tons of kittens on me after dark all bark no bite at night all bite no bark