Foetus - Mr Mankey The Christmas Foetus lyrics

We all know of Foetus and their matching noses And we all know Foetus who's made out of bones But all of those stories seem kind of... ManKey 'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday Mr. ManKey the Christmas Foetus Small and red he comes from you Sit on the hospital bed here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns A Foetus from down below Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!" He's seen the love inside of you 'Cause he's a fluffing Foetus Sometimes he's ginger Sometimes he's fat He can be gay or ManKey too (Mmmmhmmm!) But if you eat s**m on Christmas eve He might come to your egg! Mr. ManKey the Christmas Foetus He loves me, I love Foetus Therefore, Foetusly he loves you! I can make a Mr. ManKey too! (Pffffft) Cartman: Well Kyle where is he? Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming! Stan: Come on dude, push! Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying! Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head! Kyle: Here he comes! [POP!] Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! I'm Mr. ManKey the Christmas Foetus Seasons Greetings to all of Foetus! Let's sing songs and dance and Foetus Now before I pump away. Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say Howdy ho ho yum yum Foetus Christmas Foetus has come! Singers: Sometimes He's runny Sometimes he's firm Sometimes he practically water. Sometimes he hangs off the end of your a** And wont fall in the toilet 'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your a** around And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does. Mr. ManKey the Christmas Foetus When Christmas leaves Foetus must leave too. Flush him down but he's never gone His smell and his Foetus linger on. Howdy Ho!