Flying Lemming - Great Date lyrics

I know the date didn't go that great Collecting you I was an hour late And while I was waiting in your flat I knocked over your plant and sat on the cat And it really wasn't that bad a mess When I shut the car door on your dress And when we were at the restaurant I ordered stuff I thought you'd want But you didn't want what I'd suggest I don't know why, it was cheapest I thought you'd like to have fondue Though I admit I didn't really ask you Then I knocked over the melted cheese Into your lap, scolding your knees And when I responded to your yelp I Spilling your wine which didn't help And after it had all calmed down I wanted to turn the mood around I tried to be tender with gentle touch But because I had drank too much I caught my sleeve on your earring Which must have given quite a sting It's lucky you had that red shawl The blood didn't show hardly at all And I really must apologies That I took so long to realise That I didn't have my wallet in sight So thanks for paying the bill that night But through all this there was a spark there It's a pity next week you're washing your hair