Flying Lemming - Ghost Story lyrics

I saw the ghost I know its true I know you doubt me like you do But it stood there as clear as you Big and bold and scary A ma**ive figure looming large No fake vision or dreamt mirage My nerves crumbled at the barrage Grim, ghostly and hairy It was a big man so very tall Or may not have been a man at all And possible was rather small But so clearly outlined A soldier k**ed out in some war Or maybe a sailor's what I saw Possibly a pirate and what's more It wasn't that defined Or could have been a lady there With spooky flowing long black hair Who hovered three feet in the air Or possibly a monk At least something in a gown With a sad and lonely frown Or maybe grinning like a clown I was just slightly drunk