Flying Fish - How Am I Today, Sir lyrics

How am I today, sir? Do I feel okay, sir? What am I to say, sir? I'll put it this way, sir! I'd feel fine if it wasn't for the blood from the taps running over my floor I'd feel fine if it wasn't for the ants in my pants in my hair and everywhere I'd feel fine if it wasn't for the rain in my room flooding out of my door I'd feel fine if it wasnt' for the bugs 'coz they hear when I fall into despair What if I say what you want me to say will you let me out of my straightjacket I was lying! let me out of my straightjacket How am I today, sir? Do I feel okay, sir? What am I to say, sir? Everything's okay, sir?