I was lying in my bath playing with my rubber duck happy, wet and quite content coz I've got my gran and lots of luck Would you like a nice cup of tea? - of course, gran! And the duck said: Tea is good and by the way. today is quite a special day I'll shout it through my megaphone: Listen, listen, people of the earth welcome to the new world - are you happy? All rubber ducks around the earth will guide you to the new world My rubber duck swam down the stairs he crossed the lounge and watched TV some funny men were fighting chairs where's my megaphone... oh, there it is... Everybody goes: Listen, listen, people of the earth welcome to the new world - are you happy? All rubber ducks around the earth will guide you to the new world He switched to see the Live-Aid show He jumped through the screen and cut through a song He shouted through his megaphone and got the whole wide world to sing along... Listen, listen, people of the earth welcome to the new world - are you happy? All rubber ducks around the earth will guide you to the new world Are you happy?