Jonny comes and says he's going to a place where things are better Hope he doesn't miss us much, promised to send a letter Jonny comes and says he wants to go and see what happened to Rodriques And left without even saying goodbye, never even said he's leaving us bu*tercups and chocolate shakes and honeypie and fruitcakes Toasted cheese and no one listens to Rock 'n roll on Tuesdays like these Jonny comes and says "Look around, I've found nothing to keep me from leaving" Says if I still write songs I must write a song about it, and I could... Jonny comes and says he will come and visit us as soon as he is settled in But in his eyes I see that he will never really do it bu*tercups and chocolate shakes and honeypie and fruitcakes Toasted cheese and no one listens to Rock 'n roll on Tuesdays like these