Flying Burrito Brothers - Citizen Kane lyrics

Fat ugly fat man swam in a red tire made of stone A painted lady paddled next to him with two poodles on her lap Garbo quietly picked a flower While the chauffeur won his check again And Barrymore took an no name out and diamond fell like rain Cisco kid and a bald headed waitress trapped underneath a bed of bra** The French cook served them chocolates and some cold cuts on the gra** Louella ripped her zebra pants in the polo lounge And Errol Flynn was not let in 'cause he was coming down Up in Zanadu diamonds fell like rain Citizen Kane was king poor Citizen Kane Valentino suddenly appeared in his midnight blue tuxedo Had a falcon on his shoulder eating chicken from his hands And Fatty Arbuckel waddled by on way to the bath house green Frankenstein ate the leading lady and licked the carca** clean Up in Zanadu diamonds fell like rain Citizen Kane was king poor Citizen Kane