Flosstradamus - Test Me lyrics

Hey world, I came to get f**ed up Life is rushing, I ain't get enough nuts Yet, if she a b**h then it's tough luck Chill-out, I'm just saying like I once was I'd rather catch a plane than a bus but I can't So I guess I'm just gonna rock on my skateboard I'd rather have a name than a job but I do So that sh** could be a reason you hate for, I got eight more I'ma tell you one for fun, your girl got a dumb bu*t One day she was eyeing me, that was in biology Honestly I was trying to go to lunch but She said she had a plan, pulled out my dick and started blowing Guess I'm the man, pipe in her mouth a microscope in one of her hands She told me she don't swallow and I said I understand sh** went down, time went by And this a true story man I swear I wouldn't lie Around the same time we were watching Bill Nye She was studying her a** off wouldn't say "Hi" Head in the textbook wouldn't say why What the f** is wrong with her, look into her eyes She said, "Lets f**", I said "What's up?" She said one thing, "We're gonna need another guy." I'm thinking she was high, told her I ain't on that sh** She said "Yeah? But the other you is I'll prove it." I looked at her she had me feeling clueless, I knew it Something was shady by the way she acted when she blew it She said, "No, you don't get it stupid? You want brunch?" I said "What?" She had to be in love Because I ain't even know she kept my DNA until I met my clone And me and myself trained on the lunch-truck f**! f**! Run the trap Heard a lot of stories ain't none of f** with that f** with this? b**h I'm a psychopath To keep it a hunnit man I don't even f** with rap But I'ma keep spitting till I leave dripping adrenaline Don't f**ing mosh yet, let me get in the middle I'm just a f**ing project up in the hospital That went wrong, God 'ill be begging a little to get on I don't really f** with laws, f** cops Take me to who the f**s in charge You f** with them? It ain't like I don't f** with y'all Man, I just couldn't pick a side So it's f** you all, I'm a no side rider Ride for my f**ing self, y'all programs De-signed for my other self, nineteen but my mind is one hundred twelve And you ain't I, guess your minds on a f**ing shelf Guess I'm deranged, they saying I'm insane now They saying that we all sick they ain't saying how Maybe they waiting on it seeing how it plays out f** it I'ma say it all, better let it play loud Before they shut me up, see ya Call the cops man I need to re-up, we up Next if you with me if you not then it's me up Stood up from the table I ain't trying to pull a seat up f** the game, f** the fame Bunch of motherf**ers trying to corrupt the name I hope the world keeps spinning and the girls keep living This is what it comes to when it's up to lames Flip it all, get a broad and hit her raw You gotta quit it before they give you a minute off Ain't got a limit to how I think it or spit it Get rid of you motherf**ers who saying I shouldn't get involved I'm already in it, made a little money but I already spent it Ain't save sh** but my thoughts and my heartbeat are We finished because I gotta go and get it I've been in it for a minute, time to get the f** out Time ain't real how the f** am I gonna run out I ain't got a deal because I keep sh** real Get k**ed in the field, I ain't chilling in the dugout So I got them saying "What now?" or "What's next? Is this a test?" Yeah it's a test man enough tests because I'm already past Living in the future, used to have dreams now a n***a feeling lucid I'm boosted up, so loosen up or tone it down I know you mad because we on it now What am I on? Listen to the kinda sh** I put in my song Get them up out of here when I tell them my thoughts Tell them I'm gone, and I ain't coming back til we all on the lawn Of the White House, when it's light out you a pawn in a knights house f** a nice house and a car if you still fraud I'll murder you all with a hundred And running I'm gunning for whatever motherf**er stepping in front of it Get a grip or get in a ditch, it's all life and d**h so hit or miss But never hit a Miss Because I'm a virus, I'm timeless You can't see unless your third eye is wireless I'm running laps around you on the track, I'm on fire b**h Even you doubt putting me out, less you lying I'm a lion with a AK strapped to my back Trying to tell you to chill but you don't wanna relax You wanna be bad, you wanna get it jumping And I'm hungry as the government for money in the war in Iraq So f** around and get ate up Bout to see what all of you made of And still ain't got enough on my plate bruh I mean I guess I kinda do, but it's a f**ing lot to you But on the real, I'm having fun evading you fake f**s So break up with your fake lover, take cover No love for you if you hate mothers I should do one of you favors, give you eight brothers Been at war with my neighbors and it ain't settle Space shuttles ain't sh**, I'm fly I wish you'd just get off my dick and die And I ain't need school man I skip deVry So mystify the mischief and kiss the sky Peep the neurolinguistics to trick your mind And get behind the wheel or get driven to hell You claim that ain't your seat but you sit in it well And me I'd rather be dead than to live in a cell But my living is well So go ahead and tell your boss f** you Or switch context and you f**ed too What it comes down to is all words that describe feelings but who the f** are those up to If it's up to me then I'm free to do whatever I want Whenever I f**ing please I'm a beast on these beats at least So either way it's the end of the bullsh** Rest in peace