When your life is over I won't be sad or bluer I'll put on my fancy hat, Lie down next to you I'll kiss you once for life, I'll kiss you twice for d**h Hold you close for comfort Wearing my best dress You look so angry when you sleep, Your face a troubled frown So I will smooth your furrowed Brow as I lay you in the ground I'll kiss you once for life I'll kiss you twice for d**h I'll hold you close for comfort Wearing my best dress As the mourners pa** me I will smile and wave Thank them for their sympathy And tell them I'll be brave But once the wake is over And I'm drunk and feeling fine I'll go out there and find me Another boy to pa** the time As we're dancing cheek to cheek And the lights are laid low I'll request this song for you Laying in the ground below Once the song is over And its time to go to bed I'll leave him on the dance floor And return to you instead I'll kiss you once for life I'll kiss you twice for d**h Hold you close for comfort Wearing my best dress