d**h valley queen where have you been Since they crowned you in glory Filled your head with dreams But it still goes to show in every desert There's a rose that's blooming for all to be seen I remember you well from that town You did dwell with the face of an angel In a dump hot as hell When I asked for a kiss You kindly dismissed So i lead my poor heart to the slaughter Tell me dear what did you fear I'd do you no wrong though no stranger to sin So d**h valley queen go marry your king Or an old maid you'll end up for certain Off I did set on my trail of regret Where I thought of you now in your castle and crown So I found me a who*e with a face just like yours After several gallons of porter When I awoke, she had scarpered I was broke Laying cold in the bed with a whale for a head So d**h valley queen go marry your king Or an old maid you'll end up for certain Then the ball dropped why everything fell by the way As your teardrops were falling I forgot to say That I have always loved you Yeah I have always loved you Yeah I Yeah I I have always loved you When I returned downtrodden and burned There were billy goats grazing Where once you'd be found So I hung out to dry On this limb for a lie Take me back for I'm cursed on the mainland Tell me dear what did you fear I'd do you no wrong though no stranger to sin So d**h valley queen go marry your king Or an old maid you'll end up for certain I said d**h valley queen go marry your king And a-roving I'll end up for certain