Flixxbeatz - Jingle Bells lyrics

[Intro] HAHA! L-O-L, L-M-A-O, R-O-F-L Oh sh**! GotDAMN! I'm about to get put on the naughty list for this one Straight up, goddamn are you serious?! Merry f**ing Xmas Happy Hanukkah! Happy Holidays! I hope you get all the presents you wanted, for real Cause I'm bout to snatch 'em up from under the f**in' tree! haha! I'm about to take ALL the presents, Santa ain't got sh** on me! [Chorus] Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, make way for A-Game Santa better watch out 'fore I kick him off his sleigh, hey! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, now I'm here to stay I'm taking over X-Mas, I'm the new fat man today! [Verse 1] I'm dashing through your place About to bring the pain If Santa's in my way I'll kick him in his face Go hijack his sleigh Then go make it rain With presents for you lames Cause it's X-Mas f**ing day! Ayo, I'm the new Chris Cringle coming with a new jingle This song is just a single for them f**s who like mingle At a X-Mas party, gettin' horny, chugging on some egg nog Then we take 'em to the crib and go Flinstone and make the bed rock The motto is YOLO, crash X-Mas? Fo sho, doe Take all of your presents, then drive off in a fo' do' Get hit with my shotty, dragons breath I call it komoto It's X-Mas day and I'm A-Game I'm taking your ho-ho-ho! [Chorus] Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, make way for A-Game Santa better watch out 'fore I kick him off his sleigh, hey! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, now I'm here to stay I'm taking over X-Mas, I'm the new fat man today! [Verse 2] Yo yo, just be easy if you see me creeping up in your house With a knap sack round my back, packing all your presents in the pouch If you sleeping on the couch? I'm a knock all your lights out Pour the milk over your head and eat the cookies, then I'll bounce now I'm taking the gifts from under the tree, head to the kitchen get something to eat Pick out some food cause I am hungry, gingerbread men are what I'm hunting Then after that I hit the streets, walking on my tippy feet Get in another house and break the window with the X-mas tree Here's another melody Go to sleep on X-Mas eve I'm disturbing the peace Let me get in your girlfriend's jeans Show some hospitality 'Fore I get pissed off and scream Put you in the hospital for weeks If you try and f** with me! Ohhh! [Chorus] Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, make way for A-Game Santa better watch out 'fore I kick him off his sleigh, hey! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, now I'm here to stay I'm taking over X-Mas, I'm the new fat man today! [Outro] Stop, stop, STOP, STOP, that's IT, I'm DONE What do you mean you're done? I'm done, f** it Fu--what? What are you doing?! Merry X-Mas I'm out this b**h! The song's not over yet!! That's good enough. No it's not! I don't have to sing the whole damn thing over again YES YOU DO!! UHH, MERRY X-MAS EVERYBODY!