Flight Of The Conchords - You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute lyrics

Ooooh ooooh It's a cold night Beneath the street lights There's a man whose pants are too tight Oh no, his pants are too tight (My pants are too tight! ) He stands there An empty stare Trying to make enough money for his cab fare home He'll have to walk home tonight (Don't have enough for the ride) The streets are cruel He tries to act cool He goes to work with only his one tool You can put away your tool, Jemaine! You don't have to be a Prostitute No no no no no You can say no to being a man-ho A male gigalo You don't have to be a Prostitute No no no no no You can say no to being a night-looker, a boy-hooker a Rent-boy bro-ho He cannot see his way out (I cannot my way out) He can't see his way out (Male prostitution seems to be my only option) He can't see his way out (I cannot see my way out) He can't see his way out No no no no no He's selling cheap thrills To pay expensive bills But check your resume You must have some other sk**s Do you have any other sk**s Like typing? They see him, wanting to please them Wanting to play him, but they don't even pay him Oh no no They don't think he's worth it at all Though they are no one He tries to bring them home Maybe it'd be ok if he lived alone Ooh you have a roommate, Jemaine Don't bring them home You don't have to be a prostitute No no no no no You can say no to being a man-ho A male gigalo You don't have to be a prostitute No no no no no You can say no to being a night-looker, a boy-hooker a Rent-boy bro-pro