Flight Of The Conchords - Sugalumps lyrics

Lemme tell ya I see you girls checkin' out my trunks I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks I see you girls checkin' out my junk, then checkin' out my rump, then back to my sugarlumps When I shake it, I shake it all up You probably think that my pants have the mumps It's just my sugalumps bump ba bump They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps They drive the ladies crazy All these b**hes checkin' out my britches Put 'em in a trance when I wear track pants My dungarees make them hun-ga-ree They're over the moon when I don pantaloons My sugalumps are two of a kind - sweet and white and highly refined Honies try all kinds of tomfoolery to steal a feel of my family j**elry My cannonballs cause a kerfuffle - the ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle If you party with the Party Prince, you get two complimentary after-dinner mints We see you girls checkin' out our trunks We see you girls checkin' out the front of our trunks We see you girls checkin' out our junk, then checkin' out our rumps, then back to our sugalumps Chillin' at my store, doin' my thing, when in walks a guy with his dick in a sling I'm like, "Holy sh**, what happened to you? He said, "How much will you give me for the family j**els?" I said "Ten bucks" He said "No way!" - "Ten bucks and a Frisbee" He said "Okay" And I took his sugalumps and put 'em up in a display, and sold 'em as hacky sacks later that day All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps Sweet sugalumps yeah All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps Sweet sugalumps