Flight Of The Conchords - Carol Brown lyrics

Loretta broke my heart in a letter She told me she was leaving and her life would be better Joan broke it off over the phone After the tone she left me alone Jen said she'd never ever see me again When I saw her again, she said it again Jan met another man Lisa got amnesia, just forgot who I am Felicity said there was no electricity Emily, no chemistry Fran ran, Bruce turned out to be a man Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow Carol Brown just took a bus out of town... But I'm hoping that you'll stick around "He doesn't cook or clean, he's not good boyfriend material!" We can eat cereal. "He'll lose interest fast, his relationships never last!" Shut up girlfriends from the past! "Says he'll do one thing and then he goes and does another!" Oh, who organized all my ex-girlfriends into a choir, and got them to sing? Who? Who? "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah..." Mmm, shut up! "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah..." Shut up, girlfriends from the past Mimi will no longer see me Brittany, Brittany hit me Paula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me Carol Brown just took a bus out of town... Love is a delicate thing, it could just float away on the breeze. "He said the same thing to me." How can you ever know if I'm the right person in this world? "He means he looks at other girls." Love is a mystery, it does not follow a rule. "The guy is a fool. He'll always be a boy, he's a man who never grew up." I thought I told you to shut u-u-up! "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah..." Mona, you told me you were in a coma. "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah..." Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany. "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah..." Mmm, would you like a little cereal? "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah..." Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends? Was it you Carol Brown, was it you Carol Brown? Carol Brown just took a bus out of town, But I'm hoping that you'll stick around... Stick around, stick around Do do, do do, stick around Do do, do do do do, stick around