I got three kids and a lovely wife I got a happy home and a electric carving knife that's why I wrote this song because there's nothin' wrong nope, there's nothin' wrong with my life there's nothin' wrong, nope, there's nothin' wrong there's just nothin' wrong with my life I got a four wheel drive and I got a computer hard drive and I got Asheville? drive and I got plenty of motivational drive that's why I wrote this song because there's nothin' wrong there's just nothin' wrong with my life nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong with my life but then one day my wife phoned to tell me I was on my own and now there's one thing wrong one thing wrong one thing wrong with my life so I had to change my song from "there been nothin' wrong" to "there been somethin' wrong" with my life there's somethin' wrong, there's somethin' wrong, now there's somethin' wrong with my life (arooo) to change my song from "there been nothin' wrong" to "there been somethin' wrong" with my life well I, I caught my wife, and I, I had my electric knife and I just carved her up and put a end to my strife and now there's nothin' wrong no, there's nothin' wrong there's just nothin' wrong with my life nothin' wrong, nope there's nothin' wrong, there's just nothing' wrong with my life Speaking: hello sheriff, what can I do for you? my wife left me? no you got the wrong end of the stick sheriff, I left her. I left her all over the place. I left her down at old Jackson's well, down Simpson's creek, Shrimpy's? store you'll have a hell of a time putting her back together, sheriff, hell of a time. the law's a joke and I'm laughing sheriff. a-one two, one two three four