Flight Of The Conchords - Bret, You've Got it Goin' On lyrics

Hey there Bret, I see you looking down Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown Just because I get more women than you, well that's only because they don't know you like I do Sure, you're weedy and kind of shy But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy They want you as the needle when they're rolling in the hay Just hear me out when I say... Bret, you got it going on The ladies will get to know your s**uality when they get to know your personality I said, Bret, you got it going on Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate, I wanted to say that you're looking okay, mate." Why can't a heteros**ual guy Tell a heteros**ual guy that he thinks his booty is fly Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable Because you're bumpable Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable If I say you've got a boom ow-ow Come on Bret, help me out now Bret, you got it going on (You got it going on!) That's the conclusion that I've come to But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you Bret, you got it going on (Got it going on...) No doubt about it, we'd be gettin crazy If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady If one of us was a lady, and I was your man, if I was your man Well, sometimes it gets lonely, and I need a woman And then I imagine you with some bosoms In fact, one time when we were touring and I was really lonely And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel I put a wig on you, when you were sleeping, I put a wig on you Oh, ohhh, oooooh, oh, and I just laid there and spooned you Bret, you got it going on Jemaine: So, hopefully that made you feel better... Bret: Can I please have a look at the lyrics?