Flight Distance - Blanket Party lyrics

Bender: Ayo, I crawled out the gutter like, "Who could stop me?" Boots in concrete, just had a nap with Luca Brasi The boogie man a**umed a human body Illuminati, brainwashing dimepieces to do my laundry A mutant zombie Adonis, my mind's disgusting Squeezed the fat lady skinny, making handsoap from the liposuction Too vile to function, deplorable, horrible Cave-dwellin' villain huffin' nitrous with the oracle Heavy fluid on these chickens actin' plenty stupid Machete music Teddy Nugent bust a semi to it I'm so sincere, there's a party over here Now go and wash your filthy hands and get in line to stroke the beard Patience: And yo, for real just when you think the coast is clear Is when that bullsh** you've been pushin' closes in a total sphere I don't believe I ever met a soul to fear And when I throw you down that flight of stairs your girl can hold my beer Chorus: (Complete nonsense) Patience: I like the type of girl with a flask of vodka tucked under her stockings And I'm a swamp thing, slobbering on your prom queens Off my dog leash, wandering through a swap meet Stalkin' the aisles, walkin' with wings, no Paul McCartney I'm old as f**, but I'm never growin' up 40 winks from a coma by the time I sober (ober) up It's so redundant, Crack Moses knows what's up I saw a flick of him motorboatin' a homeless chick on Photobucket I'm just siftin' through dope production Of no particular use, picture me as an old curmudgeon Known for nothin', a co-dependent So pathetic in my Depends but copacetic Bender: I get retarded when I get retarded If you hear me ramblin' on, the odds are I've forgotten how my sentence started I'm Private Pyle with a face of d**h Make my bed, shave my head with my bayonet and wait for morning like... Chorus: (More nonsense)