Flea - Sir Psycho Sexy lyrics

[Verse 1] A long, long, long, long time ago Before the wind, before the snow Lived a man, lived a man I know Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho Sir Psycho Sexy that is me Sometimes I find I need to scream [Bridge] He's a freak of nature But we love him so He's a freak of nature But we let him go [Verse 2] Deep inside the garden of Eden Standing there with my hard on bleedin' Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen Good God no that would be treason Believe me Eve she gave good reason Booty looking too good not to be squeezin' Creamy beaver hotter than a fever I'm a givin' cause she's the reciever I won't and I don't hang up until I please her Makin' her feel like an over achiever I take it away for a minute just to tease her Then I give it back a little bit deeper [Hook] Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (he's the man that I met 1 time) Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (he's the man that left me blind) Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (he's the man he's the man he's the man) Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah [Bridge] He's a freak of nature But we love him so He's a freak of nature But we let him go [Verse 3] I got stopped by a lady cop In my automobile She said get out and spead your legs And then she tried to cop a feel That cop she was all dressed in blue Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you She stuck my bu*t with her big black stick I said "what's up?" now s** my dick Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand On her crotch so very warm I could feel her getting wet through her uniform Proppin' her up on the black and white Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight" I swatted her like no swat team can Turned a cherry pie right into jam [Hook] [Verse 4] Hello young woman that I love Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of Hold me naked if you will In your arms in your legs in your p**y I'd k** To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you I love you [Bridge] Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down Descending waves of graceful pleasure For your love there is no measure Her curves they bend with subtle splendor [Verse 5] Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the funk will make me freak If I should die before I waked Allow me Lord to rock out naked Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip Calling up a little girl with a bull whip Lickety split go snap "snap" Girl gettin' off all in my lap The tallest tree the sweetest sap Blowin' my a** right off the map Ooh and it's nice out here I think I'll stay for a while [Instrumental Outro]