Flash Bang Grenada - Moisturizer lyrics

[Verse 1: Busdriver] When we rhyme, everybody smoke doobs I got horn sections for bronchial tubes My mind's a door to step in the force to reckon with I embody those prudes with Fabio's b**bs My skin care makes everybody's old news With them, you'll smell like you rolled in Sloppy Joes nude And y'all dry, y'all need body glow lube Catch me outside of Whole Foods where I karate throw dudes n***a, you need this newer therapeutic rub Will rid you of computer bugs out the window, get stupid love Girl, you need this, go search a viral YouTube clip It's s**micidal lubricant for your vagina's two rouge lips It'll refurbish your crack, but you'll leave with your cervix intact Cause I don't need p**y, girl, I'm allergic to cats But when they remember the things I said The skin will taste like lemon meringue pie And your band members will be all shanghaied and dead [Hook] We'll make you touch yourself When we put this on you, you should put this on you We'll make you touch yourself When we put this on you, girl, just put this on you Moisturizer Come get this moisturizer You need that moisturizer We got that moisturizer We'll make you touch yourself Flash Bang Grenada, watch us put this on you [Verse 2: Nocando] Is that Trey Songz? No, that's Regan Who's the 40th president? Oh, that's Reagan Flash Bang Grenada? Oh, that's banging American Idols? Oh, that's pagan We're above them boisterous liars They wanna hold you down, we're hoisting you higher We be to rap what torch is to fire Come and get some of this moisturizer Feels good in your hand (Pause!) Fill your palm with a healthy amount (Pause!) Close your eyes, rub it in your scalp You can even put it in your mouth (Pause, pause!) Yeah, it's non-toxic, no trans-fats All organic, wasn't animal tested and all that crap No additives added, but it feels like crack [Hook] [Bridge: Nocando] Flash Bang Grenada: our specifically formulated lotion is enriched with cocoa bu*ter, petroleum jelly, and vitamin E to help moisturize and heal rough and dry skin. Helps even skin tone and texture by smoothing the appearance of skin discolorations, leaving your skin soft and smooth. Warning: avoid contact with eyes. If a rash develops, then you most likely don't have any swag! [Verse 3: Busdriver] These malnourished motherf**ers stealing All the gallons of all your Olay, only covered Yoplait When I started to point fingers, I ruined your whole day And to think that all the ladies overnight Wearing face masks that look like saag paneer Taking all the beauty tips All the rap enthusiasts start swinging off the chandelier And you'll probably get to hovering When I exfoliate your swag from a** to ear Flash Bang [?] around the colon, enteral Walking around reeking of aloe vera Reading John Boehner, I'm a tanner Can't stomach another app for a skin bronzer Women as [?] as the dish water God, me and Nocan on the wallpaper Retaliate, rub this on your bu*t cheeks And turn, show us that panorama grin We had it coming for you like a [?] at the wind We make it look peppermint and throw up a white flag Fashion people treat this like a price tag Move the key over Matrix Triad And the women straight ejaculating over their iPads So if you got it on a lead, you understand it Maybe you will understand that, baby, I'm rad