Sideward stepping Acid eating Architechs of Politics Behind your hover with a glove of power Old and frail Like a picture rail With a fortune made, there hangs a tale A Judge should witness if he had the hours Mandatory beaurocracy Fattened hog - like burly cha**is Lord and Master of the Working Cla**es Eyeless seeing nothing new Battle weary holding on Like an old dog with a bone He'll go on gnawing Mismanagement, a mental garbage can; Self punishment The Lord of teeth and trousers Back - stabbing rebel rousers Wino gourmet Kipper fillet Breakfast Boffin Sending letters to his MP Hoping someone will eat it Press those charges in the morning You won't get a second warning Hope you learned your lesson, my boy Beat it The Cardinal A red-faced Desperate Dan A second man the extra on a film set The filler of his basket