[Verse 1] Sick to my motherf**ing tummy b**h must think I'm a motherf**ing dummy Because I look ugly, she thinks I'm dead b**h, I met Seth and I became really funny Poppin' since EP 4/20, Danny's getting fatter Thanks to them hackers, my self esteem is lower than Dan when he listens to Cancer I never finished FLOW but I know how to mow My lawn, We're on, it b**h s** dick, man, that song's the sh** [Verse 2] So, Brandon decided he likes to swallow WHen I said it was tomorrow Even though I let him borrow My TF2 backpack, sorrow So then Brandon didn't want to do SPIM and became Brandonknown Brandon is so gay he's got the swag of a garden gnome And while y'all are getting girlfriends I'm inside playing Bioshock, loving the end Cause I'm a pale white nerd Like Onision, MrRepzion I'm ma**ive and visible like Orion But I sit inside all day eating Oreos Four-Dimensional, gotta climb eight set of stairs Just to be a f**in pose' (er) [Verse 3] Wait a f**in' second I'm trippin' balls, like Dan in heaven He'd fall cause he's atheist Just like Brandon Jargeyus Now me and Danny will kwail and talk about shat And maybe why Plunk is so fat This sounds like n***as in Paris whenever you hear the drums It makes you want to go out on the road and pee on some bumss It makes you want to go find a girl and have some fun But you can't because you're Dan and nobody likes your bum