[Verse 1: Flade] Yo niloC Why ya gotta be so biloC And all you do is siloC And this is a hip hop song Now I'm gonna go wear a thong And Colin's bu*t is very long And, I ate a sea pancake If only people knew Colin's bu*t was fake Then I'd know my life was great Went to school when I was 39 Also I watched Let it Shine Then I made Gaurdian Sethi So niloC, let's see [Hook: Flade] Yo Niloc Why ya gotta be so Biloc All you do is Siloc Team Fortress 2 isn't that fun It's like a hotdog in a bun Yo Niloc Why ya gotta be so Biloc All you do is Siloc Team Fortress 2 isn't that fun It's like a hotdog in a bun Yo Niloc Why ya gotta be so Biloc All you do is Siloc Team Fortress 2 isn't that fun It's like a hotdog in a bun [Verse 2: Flade] Okay Now we're back on track Colin is so good at TF2 he can even attack You So don't go on BLU Or he'll k** you Then Strawberries will become a sensitive subject I don't know anything that rhymes with subject So I'll just um... bring up a new subject Yeah I've got more balls than Colin's Mom I deal more d** than Colin's Dad I've got more hate for ponies than Colin's Dog Oh wait he's dead [Hook: Dan McMan]