Flaccid Jacks - Rotgut lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm stuck in a wasteland of morons I lost my chance at paradise My family's redistricting And I'll never see my f**ing friends again Instead, I'm stuck in hierarchy Where no one's on top They're just further up from the bottom [Chorus] Welcome to Hickville, population me Forced to a place, gotta see, hear, and believe That this tumbleweed factory's What I've got to call home Timbuktu is too far away From my real, true home and society The girls here are too snobby for me So I jack myself off and cry [Verse 2] There's no brawn to these bones Or sk** beyond brains So I'm one of those nerd outcasts Who's so lame But one of these days, I will stat a f**ing uprising Your opinions all swayed, and you will start realizing [Chorus #2] Welcome to Hickville, population me Forced to a place, gotta see, hear, and believe That this tumbleweed factory's What I've got to call home Timbuktu is too far away From my real, true home and society The girls here are too snobby for me So I f** myself up and die [Bridge] I really need you to exist I really need you to exist I really need you to exist I really need you to exist I really need an exorcist I really need an exorcist I really need an exorcist Everybody do the twist