Excuse me can you help me straighten up my head? I got a new friend by the name of Mr Z. Well what's wrong with that, don't ya like what you see? Hmm... If I had a choice yo I'd rather be me You see he's kinda not like kinda average kinda guy Kinda say what make you kinda say why Did you see that what he did to his cat It's all big and fat and now it wears caps. Here we go agian. Mr Zuvaloppa got a crazy life With a house on the corner for his kids and whife. Works all day tryin' to make ends meet Just the same as everybody does down his street. Mr Zuvaloppa got a brand new car But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far. He used to have a mini but he's six foot four. Mr Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore. Yo you gotta sit back relax while I hit you with a tale of a guy Who would try but he's always gonna fail M I S T E are Z he doesn't realise That it wasn't really meant to be Him up at the top he never want to stop The fool up in the pool doin' a big Belly flop Now even sunbathing he could never get It right Cause he even tried to do it in the middle Of the night.