[Reese] It helps to eat a tasty low-fat snack before you exercise [Keith] It's time to burn up those carbos Come on, two, yeah! [Verse 1] Bacon bits and jalapeños on my polish hot dog Half a pound of potato chips, and a beef jerky log Press my face to the window Wrapper sticks to my shirt Eight people in a stinky van Couple more couldn't hurt Eat some food off the floor I've developed a taste for bread mold Ride around in a van Don't take a shower for six weeks and [Chorus] We've been given superpowers Ask us for an autograph We sing, we dance, we'll make you laugh Don't you want to be like us? [Reese] No [Verse 2] Everyone in the band can't stand me Just because I ate pork and beans And kind of by accident I farted? Sometimes we have a deadline, for learning these words Five minutes left to learn this song La, la, la, la, la, la, la la Sleep in a sleeping bag Every floor looks the same as last night You wake up You drive You play a show And then you sleep again [Chorus] We've been given superpowers Ask us for an autograph We sing, we dance, we'll make you laugh Don't you want to be like us? We've been given super powers Ask about our rock and roll Our hair, our clothes, hobbies, and pets Does she have a boyfriend yet? [Bridge] I sometimes feel like I'm Holden Caufield Sometimes Jack Kerouac I wanted to be famous, now I want to take it back Don't want to rock the mic Don't want to meet the Pope I just want to share with you How we got this peace and hope [Reese] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [Outro] We've been given superpowers (I once wanted to be famous) Ask us for an autograph (Now I want to take it back) We've been given superpowers (I once wanted to be famous) Ask us for an autograph (Now I want to take it back) [Reese] Right now we're just going to bring it down a couple notches Take it down for all of you