I fell asleep with my clothes on Dropped my keys on the front lawn Waking up I watch the drool a-gleaming From my mouth to the carpet it is streaming Giving up, it never felt so good Welcome to plan be Giving up, what is the likelihood Life could be so free? I'll eat some moldy bread Then I'm going back to bed I know how this day will crescendo I'll fall asleep while I play Nintendo Up to now in my life I have failed All I've tried, it's too hard I think I've found my calling now Laying down, in the yard Don't you cry Momma, don't you even weep 'Cause you know your son excels at sleep.