Artist: The Five Fingers of Funk Album: Slap Me Five Song: You Jane Me Funky Ready rolling action here she comes down the stairway Made for television such a vision on the airwaves Queen of melodrama she's hotter than a sauna And worth a million bucks I'm glad I had to wear a tux Not so plain Jane damn what a creature Mr. Keach I beseech you could you put me in your feature? I'm not Tarzan and I'm sure no monkey But you Jane and me Funky "Quiet on the set better get into position people" Talbott man shut up or they won't call us back for the sequel Allan's looking bored Mac show me some chords 'Cause Jane is looking cute and I don't want to be ignored Never knew how much it took to be a movie extra Faking keys to no one will see surprisingly can test you I've got a Jane-Jones but I ain't no junkie 'Cause you Jane and me Funky Jane I want to see more Jane I want to see more (repeated) 'Cause you Jane and Me Funky Fingers on film I've got to make the final cut But everyone on the set has got a stick up their bu*t Lead man is straight stony Jane looks kind of bony I've had it with movie magic man it makes me feel so phony I ain't Sony and y'all can't play me like a Walkman Every other extra on the set is trying to be a jock and Get their little props but you can't punk me 'Cause you Jane and me Funky (Repeat chorus until you throw up)