My friends want to know how it came to be That ooh this holiday don't mean nothing to me 'Cause I caught Santa under my tree He was flirting with my honey Trying to take her from me Hey don't be fooled by these fairy tales Watch out or it he could do this to someone else He took my girl and he made me cry And that's the way I feel about Christmas time Oh, I wasn't dreaming can't believe I woke up to my woman kissing Santa not me Before I could reach him, even think He scooped away my honey up the chimney sweep Hey don't be fooled by these fairy tales Watch out or it he could do this to someone else He took my girl and he made me cry And that's the way I feel about Christmas time Better hide your mistletoe Break out your fire hose Better hold your ladies close Or before you know You'll be all alone You'll be all alone