Firewater - Another Perfect Catastrophe lyrics

Ain't nothing like it When it's twisting and reeling They'll put the boot right in your eye 'Cause when the floor turns into wall And then the wall becomes the ceiling Oh, what a lovely way to die Another perfect catastrophe Is waiting to happen It's watching for the moment to transpire Another perfect catastrophe Is dying to go down It's only looking for the perfect place and time Oh, wouldn't you love To be my partner in crime So many tricks that we could try So if you want to find out what it would feel like To be my co-conspiritor Open up the door and step inside, -side, -side Another perfect catastrophe Is waiting to happen It's looking for the moment to transpire Another perfect catastrophe Is just dying to go down It's only watching for the perfect place and time When retreat is not an option And remorse just ain't your style There must be something left to do 'Cause every tragedy is a comedy Unless you are the victim Then you're just another monkey at the zoo Another perfect catastrophe Is just waiting to happen It's watching for the moment to transpire Another perfect catastrophe Is just dying to go down It's only looking for the perfect place and time