Ooo the lady in red, well she's driving me mad Her very first offense was just looking at me But that second glance was a felony Oh the lady's so fine, but I think it's a crime She's just too much for a man like me They'd better lock her away and throw out the key [Chorus:] There oughta be a law Against a girl like you Oughta be a law Against the things you do Oughta be a law For breaking hearts in two There oughta be a law against a girl like you Oh the lady is cool and she's breaking the rules If only looks could k**, she'd be k**ing me Guilty, murder one in the first degree Oh the lady's unkind, she's got me doin' time She's just too much for a man like me They'd better lock her away and throw out the key [Chorus] Y'know, I'm gonna take ya downtown Strip ya down and throw it in the slammer, baby I'm gonna throw the book at you, girl Stick 'em up! [Chorus]