Filthy Thieving Bastards - Singapore Sling lyrics

Why don't we have a Singapore? Sling our bags on our backs There's not a drop left in this town And we've all run out of cash She says oh come and follow her It's robbin' me the stench I said well who gives a sh** It smells like peppermint Who's got the handkerchief For soppin' up the bench To keep my nose out of the air In this old tenement It's a free delivery But no one knows for sure How we slipped through them sit up & skipped And past the bridge tolls Thank you all for calming me I'll please show you the door Into the hot tub oven That's pa**ing up through the floor Be, I wanna be on the same page as you I wanna be, I wanna be on the same plane as you We'll not come back to drag us around Till there's not a drop left in this town Don't know what the sentiment is I know it's most regret Tying off the falling knot as the ship begins to crest Put your filthy stockings on We're walking on with press We're trudging through the trenches We're all donned in our best Meet me on some random street I know it makes no sense To try to be spontaneous When we cannot be lead Feel free to challenge me And I'll bunk your local trends A d**h in one's family Needs more condolences A serious response to this Is what I try to give I wasn't raised humorless So take what you can get Never be a callous pig Take granted how we live I wanna be on the same plane as you So don't you ever forget Be, I wanna be on the same page as you I wanna be, I wanna be on the same plane as you And I'll come back to drag us around Till there's not a drop left in this town We'll head for Singapore, sling our bags on our backs We all need to be whisked away from taking out the trash We are not professionals, we're all a bunch of hacks I can see you trying to buy us with a small amount of cash Be, I wanna be on the same page as you I wanna be, I wanna be on the same plane as you We'll not come back to drag us around Till there's not a drop left in this town