Filthy Frank - Greatest Song Ever lyrics

[Intro:] Dicks, dicks Dicks, dicks (vomiting) Dicks, I like dicks (Stop, stop, stop it) (I hit pregnant women) [Verse 1:] I saw this guy that was drawing a DICK I slapped him in the face and said "I'm Rick James, b**h" I heard there were people selling citruses on the road Punched him in the face, girl that's what I was told Any guy that annoys me I shoot him in the face Shoot him in another place HIS, NUTS I don't care what they say, I'm a genius If you don't agree, then I'll punch you in the penis I'm the most white guy ever I'm not racist I'm notorious every kind of way, you racist Yeah that's right, stop being so racist If you like taking long walks on the beach then you're a racist When I was young, I used to play with Play-Doh Now that I'm older, I still play with Play-Doh Think fast, douchebag! Dicks, goddamn! Jail dripping salt, yeah I'm on a roll Yeah, I used to be in jail, I picked up the soap But everybody would say "oh look it's a mosquito" 'Cause there was a mosquito in my ear Yeah, you're not queer? Think fast s**er, you can handle this if I can handle my dick [Hook:] Dicks Dicks (I hit pregnant women) Dicks (yeah yeah) Dicks (I'm a loser) Subscribe b**hes, to DizastaMusic Before I beat your a** (I'm a drug abuser) (that's why, you fat loser) Ass Dicks (coughing) Dicks Dicks Dicks Dicks Dicks Dicks Dicks Dicks [Outro:] George! George! Maturity! Maturity! (groaning)