Filthy Frank - Erectile Dysfunction lyrics

My dick don't stand like a fat kid in PE The only time it's active's when I'm in the bathroom peeing I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm (why?) I couldn't get it up even if my life depended on it You can find me in the bathroom trying Tugging on my balls in the stall straight crying I think I'm dying cuz I'm limper than bizkit At Christmas a large hard co*k is on my wish list (Eww!) My dick is so small these haters on my balls Couldn't elevate to the next level so f** y'all Shiiiit, I limp around like polio Like okey dokey yo my dick ain't lying like Pinocchio Sorry, Geppetto, how could anybody pull strings This puppet ain't even made of WOOD (ha-haaa) Yeah I guess I'm trying to say it like this If you want respect then hop off my dick Ironically, I go hard, though. Hahaha!