Figgy Duff - Rabbits In A Basket lyrics

Two gentlemen were walking down the street one day They met a pretty fair maid coming on her way Fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o-day Says one unto the other, I know this young girl well Bidding her good morning, What have you got to sell? Fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o-day I have bu*ter and cream for sale, likewise some new laid eggs Two rabbits in a basket, and another one 'tween my legs Fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o-day I know you've bu*ter and cream for sale, likewise some new laid eggs But I wants to know the colour and the price of the one between your legs Fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o-day The colour it is brown, sir; the price is fifty pounds The bargain made, the money paid, we're off for yonder town Fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o-day Then pulling up her petticoats, and they was snowy white Pulling down a rabbit which gave all hands a fright Fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o-day Then turning to this young girl as she was standing right I did not mean a rabbit, but to lie with you all night Fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o-day With you we made a bargain, good money we did pay You robbed us of our fifty pounds; with a judge you'll rather stay Fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o-day A present from a friend, sir; to keep it from all harm I put it there between my legs to keep it nice and warm Fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o-day Turning to this young man, the judge to him did say You can take the rabbit home and cook it for your tea. Fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o, fol the diddle-o-day