Wake! Bake! Skate! I do a bunch of d** I'm a fiend and an addict I'm all messed up, watchin' television static And I'm gonna try and make it For another year Just to hang out with my best friends And drink a lot of beer And I'm so f**in' cheap (So f**in' cheap) And I'm so f**in' broke (So f**in' broke) And I don't have a job And I don't have a phone Don't have a life And I'm always stoned Wake! Bake! Skate! I'm so strung out I can't even see sh**, it's so hard I can't even breathe But I gotta for myself I gotta change this life I got a guarantee For a dollar ninety nine Wake! Bake! Skate! And I'm so f**in' cheap (So f**in' cheap) And I'm so f**in' broke (So f**in' broke) And I don't have a job And I don't have a phone Don't have a life And I'm always stoned Wake! Bake! Skate! And I'm so f**in' cheap (So f**in' cheap) And I'm so f**in' broke (So f**in' broke) And I don't have a job And I don't have a phone Don't have a life And I'm always stoned So f**in' cheap (So f**in' cheap) And I'm so f**in' broke (So f**in' broke) And I don't have a job And I don't have a phone Don't have a life And I'm always stoned Wake! Bake! Skate! And crash!