Well, I saw her one fair evening it was early summer Time Man and nature were in blossom, I was really feeling Fine I asked if she would kiss me though I'm usually rather Shy But she Looked right into my face and said KMA goodbye Long ago I had a girl friend she was pretty, she was Cute On a lonely winter evening I was in a crazy mood I said: Won't you become my wife And hoped that she would not deny She just laughed her head off screaming KMA goodbye I wonder if I'm born to lose I wonder if I always get the sack Don't give in, don't give up Always bad luck Why do I always fall on bad times!? Don't give in, don't give up Always bad luck Why do I always fall on bad times? Once I made a lovely journey but there was a traffic Jam Next to me a pretty girl, sitting in a caravan While I showed her all my love I overlooked that big Tall guy Who came over and he kicked me, he said KMA goodbye Oh lord, mercy me Show a little sympathy Don't let me die in agony Don't leave me high and dry Oh ford, mercy me Show a little sympathy Take me to the promised land How Long do I have to sing this song!? Once I had a decent supper in a lovely restaurant When I caught a certain glimpse, that I understood Quite wrong And she took her chips with ketchup, flung them into my Left eye In my right eye was her fist which means KMA goodbye Don't give in and fight bad times