Fergus & Geronimo - Wanna Know What I Would Do If I Was You? lyrics

Wanna know what I would do if I was you? I'd find another scene to leech onto. I'd find a place that people who listened would believe that the sh**ty trends I praise are a holy f**ing creed. Wanna know what I would do if I was you? I'd teach the World to sing a song (or two) in a universal language that really don't exist, but the hippies had you humming from the start you phony kid. Your fest press pa** is ammo that you aim at bands to end their life. And you're laughing all the way, laughing all the way, I can hear you, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Wanna know what I would do if I was you? I'd buy a round of drinks for someone new. I'd promise lots of p**y to somebody who cared, and drop some names of bands to impress chicks I met downstairs. Wanna know what I would do if I was you? Or does that even sound that cool to you? I'd recognize that culture evolves and isn't forced by people without brains who think that art can be coerced. Your fest press pa** is ammo that you aim at bands to end their life. And you're laughing all the way, laughing all the way, I can hear you, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Wanna know what I would do if I was you? I'll sell my car and move to someplace new to write on a subject I really knew about cause Pulitzer's don't go to waste on lowly talent scouts. Your best pressed slacks, your grandpa's hat, your favorite cat, etc.