Ferg Peterkin - Some1's Switched In Harvey Nicks lyrics

[Hook] If you shop in Harvey nicks Might get shot in Harvey nicks 'Cause certain man are sick And they don't give a sh** The cashier has just got hit He was like "Take this you f**in b**h" Run for the door if you ain't thick 'Cause something's made this sick c*nt switch [Verse One] Get down on the floor if you don't wanna get hit If you're close to the door then run for it 'Cause he's got a gun, in the guns a full clip And suddenly the sick c*nt switched Walking round talking some twisted sh** He must be on a sadistic trip He's pissed an about to flip Sense of reality's lost its grip This is some gnarly sh** What's the world coming to, when you look like a pile of sh** So you drop in Harvey Nicks Just to shop in Harvey Nicks An almost get shot in Harvey Nicks But it ain't you that gets popped It's the girl who works in the shop In her pretty face gets shot Cos her ex-boyfriends lost the plot Works hard an she feels like crap An the boss ain't cutting her no slack Traipsing down the isle putting clothes on the rack Few minutes later everything goes black She's standing at the counter Unaware what she's about to encounter This guy knows everything about her An says he can't live without her He approaches the counter Calls out her name And when she turns to see who's callin' it he puts one in her brain One in her brain Now he won't ever see her again But he can't live with the pain so he turns to himself an does the same [Hook X2] If you shop in Harvey nicks Might get shot in Harvey nicks 'Cause certain man are sick And they don't give a sh** The cashier has just got hit He was like take this you f**in b**h Run for the door if you ain't thick 'Cause something's made this sick c*nt switch [Verse Two] "Quick evacuate the shop" Someone shouted when they heard the shots Now people are panicking whilst in shock Theirs a woman freaking out cos she's lost a little tot called Scot "Scot", she cry's You can see the fear in her eyes Shots have been fired, someone's died But what she don't know is her kids alright Well the kids alright but he did just see someone lose their life He just witnessed a disturbing sight with his very own eyes an he's only five That's f**ed up, how a guy could just not give a f** Walk into a crowed place with a buck An relentlessly f** sh** up It's out of order A little kid saw something he weren't ought'a Plus someone just lost a daughter Cos a guy with a mental disorder Left his mind behind when he crossed the boarder Went a got a gun an started looking for her Saw her Who would have thought [?] [?] Wrote that song about Harvey Nichols Cos when they shopped in Harvey Nichols Security clocked them hard like a nipple Paint on their overalls all crinkled Shopping for clobber like Lacoste and Pringle Then some girl gets shot like a pinball The Exact same day that they dropped their single [Hook x2] If you shop in Harvey nicks Might get shot in Harvey nicks Cos certain man are sick An they don't give a sh** The Cashier has just got hit He was like take this you f**in b**h Run for the door if you ain't thick Cos something's made this sick c*nt switch [Verse 3] Oh sh**, that's so sick Someone switched in Harvey Nicks On page two opposite the tits Some poor girl got shot in the grits It's one thing after the next these days blud Sometimes it's too much to take blud Yeah it's too much to take but what you gonna do not read the paper? A lot of nutters in the world today Look ok but they're worlds away Cos on the inside something's wrong with their brain An' they wanna make you feel their pain Blow them self's up on a bus or a train Break into a co*kpit up on a plane Take aim, headed straight for the world trade Cos they wanna see it go up in flames No ones safe, no ones safe Nah their ain't no one place, you can hide from a mental case ain't gotta have a mental face to be mental take- This guy for instance Not the type of guy recognised in an instance Most nutters look harmless like infants not f**in' 'Sideshow Bob' from the Simpson's Remember these two used to be an item What it take for her to start realising The world she lives in ain't the same this guy's in And he belongs in a mental asylum Was it one time, when he got violent? Cos she didn't do what he said like Simon Or was it the day she died when She looked in his eyes and knew that time when he said "If you ever leave me your dead" He weren't lying