[Verse 1] I got over Charlotte Thompson, Goldie Johnson Lord they done me wrong I took it hard with Peggy Harper She hurt me bad, but not for long There's just one I remember Makes me feel funny down inside I'd trade 'em all for just one hour Of Susan when she tried [Verse 2] No there's never been a woman Who could make me weak inside And give me what I needed Like Susan when she tried [Verse 3] It gets worse in the summer When the nights are hot and long And it's bad in December When they play those Christmas songs So if you ask me and I don't tell you Bet your sweet bottom dollar I lied Cause there's never been one better Than Susan when she tried