My piano's out of tune I wish it wasn't, I wish that you were mine I wish that my heart was stronger My piano's out of tune I wish it wasn't, I wish we had more time Wish that my world was softer And I want a helicopter I've had this feeling before My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud I'd feel much better I'm sure If I had a helicopter This telephone's out of use I wish it wasn't, I wish you loved me more I wish that your world was closer This telephone's out of use I wish somebody would take me to your door I wish that this world was finer And I want an ocean liner I've had this feeling before My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud I'd feel much better I'm sure If I had an ocean liner My piano's out of tune I wish it wasn't, I wish we had more time Wish that my world was softer And I want a helicopter I want a helicopter I've had this feeling before My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud I'd feel much better I'm sure If I had a helicopter If I had a helicopter (I've had this) crawling in the mud, mud, mud (My heart is) crawling in the mud, mud, mud (I'd feel much) crawling in the mud, mud, mud Mud, mud, mud, mud, mud